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Regina means queen.


Zelena means green.


At this point I can’t tell if the writers are trying to be clever, or if they’re just entering words into Google Translate and changing languages until they find something resembling a name.

Edit: How could I forget about Cora meaning heart?


Ladies and gentlemen, Heart, the Queen of Hearts and her daughters, Queen Queen and green Green.

My darling Blanche,
It pains me to think that you do not wish to speak to me. I long for your response and ask with all my heart that you forgive me for my decision. All I desire is for your arms to be once again around me.To feel your hair against my cheek when we embrace.I can still feel your kiss, and the sweet smell of your skin lingers in my memory. I miss those long days in the sun when my life seemed so blissful. When we were together I felt so alive, like the sands of Egypt were stirring through my soul. I will treasure you always my love.
Portia xxx

(Source: wilfulwilf)

The church of Gabrielle



I love how a good part of the Xena fandom are in love with Gabrielle and the abs (myself included) so much to the point that many posts about her and the abs end with amen. Makes me feel like I just went to a mass.

We should start ending Gabrielle posts with “may the abs be will you”. Then the first person to reblog it can be like “and also with you”.

Welcome, sister. Have some nutbread, cry out for Xena three times a day and may the abs be with you. 





This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this


I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

i want this book

(Source: m3lodigression)

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